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Since
we last met,
a major ice storm ripped
through our neck of the woods, and it was a doozy. The
ice began to fall on a Friday evening,
but it wasn’t till around midnight that we fully realized the effects: trees were losing their limbs. There’s nothing quite like lying in bed, hearing
tall and otherwise silent plants begin to snap, crack and ... drop onto the roof of
your house. That'll get you moving. A peek out the frosty bedroom window
brought us face-to-face with a thick branch, its icy fingers scrapping
across the glass as if begging for help. We debated whether to go out and move
it completely off the roof, but things were falling so fast out there, we
decided to stay put.
About 2 am, the inevitable happened. Power lines
collapsed under the weight of the ice. The house went silent
… for a minute. Then all hell broke loose. Thanks to my computer nerd hubby, we have backups
everywhere.
When we lose power, almost every electronic gadget in the house starts screaming.
Combine that with the
phones, the paper shredder and the CO detector, and you’d think we were in Code Red,
preparing to launch a missile. It was a sight to behold: three of us
scurrying about in the dark, candles and flashlights in hand, trying to shut off
beeps, whistles and sirens before we went deaf.
Funnier than a Marx Brothers movie.
By the time the sun rose on Saturday, the
city had become an official disaster area. I don’t believe a tornado could’ve
wreaked worse havoc. Trees across roads, trees across houses, trees across power poles. Thankfully, our house wasn’t damaged.
(The one branch that blocked our bedroom window eventually slid to the
ground all by itself.) Still, the mess was too extensive to be fixed in one day.
So we packed up and left. We stayed with friends, we hung out at our favorite coffee
shop (managed to stick fairly close to my writing and editing
schedule), we even splurged for
a downtown hotel across from the Arch. Four days later, our power finally came back
on, and life as we knew it returned to normal.
Almost. I
spoke with Charter Cable again the other day and our conversation went something like this:
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Me: Our cable has been down for THREE WEEKS now. When can we expect service?
Them: Unplug your cable box, then plug it back in and I’ll send you a signal to see what’s happening.
We don’t have a cable box.
Oh. Well, just powercycle the TV and it should get the signal.
Huh?
And then if you don’t get a signal, we’ll have to replace a node.
You’ll have to replace something. Our cable
is lying on the ground.
Oh really?
This is the FOURTH time we’ve reported it.
It is? Okay. I’ll send a form to your local Charter office.
What will that do?
They’ll come out and bury it.
Well, there’s no need
for that. It isn’t a buried cable, it normally hangs from the pole.
Oh.
It fell the night of the ice storm.
Oh.
And I’m pretty sure that’s why we don’t have cable.
Okay, well, I’ll let them know.
That’s what you say every time we call, but nothing’s ever done.
Okay, I’ll make a note of that.
Is there anything else I can do for you today?
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I just love a
company that knows what's going on and shows a genuine interest in its customers. Warms the cockles of my heart.
Silly me, I used to work in retail/customer service, and if a customer
had told me she'd reported anything four
times, heads would've rolled.
But here we are, three days from that last conversation, still with no cable,
no explanations, no apologies and no idea when we’ll get service. A
satellite dish is looking
more and more attractive.
On another note, I've
recently installed new anti-virus software, and it's tough. Several valid emails
wind up in my junk file every day. When you write, please be sure to fill in the
subject line
so I don't, horror of all horrors, accidentally delete
you. Thanks!
And now, without further
ado ... let's turn the page.

Elizabeth Guy
Editor
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