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We are back for
another year of reading, writing and wielding words of wisdom. Hope your
holidays turned out as you wished, and your brain is now overflowing
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lot better once I get rid of the remaining desserts in this house. (Beat it,
chocolate cake! . . . No, wait!)
A special prayer goes
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something as simple as a glass of clean water.
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DAN
ABRAMS anchors ‘The Abrams Report’ on MSNBC TV. He also
covers legal stories for “NBC Nightly News with Tom Brokaw,”
“Today” and “Dateline NBC.” An accomplished writer,
Abrams has published articles in The New York Times, The
Nation, USA Today, The American Lawyer, George and the Yale
Law and Policy Review.
In 1902 a young electrical engineer named Frank Pearne went to Joy
Morton, head of Morton Salt, and asked for money. Pearne had
been tinkering with a printing telegraph system, but needed
sponsorship to continue his work. Morton discussed it with his friend,
Charles Krum, a mechanical engineer and vice president of
the Western Cold Storage Company. They agreed to fund him, and even gave
him his own laboratory space.
A year later, Pearne lost interest and became a teacher. Charles Krum
and his son, however, kept working on it and by 1906 had developed a typebar
page printer and a typewheel printing telegraph machine.
By 1908 the Krums were able to test an experimental printer on an
actual telegraph line. The "keyboard" was a modified Oliver
typewriter mounted on a desk with the necessary relays, contacts, magnets
and interconnecting wires.
Success!
In 1914, Kent Cooper, head of the Traffic Department
of the Associated Press, became fed up with the unreliable method of
messenger boys delivering
copy to the New York newspapers. He asked to borrow Krum's apparatus.
Within a year, all the newspapers in New York City and nearby towns were receiving their press matter
from a
single operator in the office of the Associated Press.
"A
large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous
and liberal man."
~
Cyrano was born in Paris, France.
~
Educated by a priest in the village of Bergerac, he was later
sent to the Collège de Beauvais.
~
Cyrano had an exceptionally large nose, and children his age
tortured him mercilessly. This constant teasing fueled his hot
temper. He took up dueling to vent his pent-up anger.
~
After acquiring fame as a dueler, he enlisted in the army at the age of 20.
He had problems adjusting to
discipline, and wound up fighting over a thousand duels during
his military service.
~ Cyrano was severely wounded twice: at a fight with a Gascon
Guard and at the siege of Arras in 1640. There, a sword hit
him in the neck, and he never fully recovered
from the wound.
~
The following year he gave up his military
career and started to study under the philosopher and
mathematician Pierre Gassendi. Influenced by Gassendi's theories
and libertine philosophy, he began to write stories.
~
He wrote philosophical romances,
comedies, tragedies and two books of science-fiction.
~ At the
age of 46, Cyrano
de Bergerac died in Paris when a plank dropped on his head.
~
His two science-fiction books, Voyage Dans la Lune and
L'Histoire
des Etats et Empires dy Soleil were
published posthumously.
~ It is
assumed the third volume in the series Histoire Comique
(The History of the Stars) is either lost or has been
destroyed.
~ In 1897 French
poet Edmond Rostand published a play about Cyrano's life. Cyrano de Bergerac,
by far Rostand's
most successful work, concentrated on Cyrano's love for the
beautiful Roxanne, whom he wooed on behalf of a handsome but less
articulate friend.
~ History
shows Rostand's portrayal of the hero is not based on fact. Cyrano was a serious writer
and a virile lover.
~ One of the
best interpretations of the play Cyrano de Bergerac was
produced by Columbia Pictures in 1987. The film, Roxanne,
was written by and starred comedian Steve
Martin as a modern-day Cyrano.
First Person narrative
is the most intimate point-of-view a
writer can choose. As soon as that first "I" appears,
readers know they've just met the storyteller. What follows,
hopefully, is a captivating read with the narrator unobtrusively divulging his or her thoughts, feelings and experiences.
But overuse the "I," and a
narrator soon becomes a
narcissist.
Example: I reached out for the knob, turned it, opened the door and
stepped inside. No one there. I scanned the dark wallpaper, the
stained carpet and the worn desk. I put my hand in my pocket,
latched on to my handkerchief and took it out, holding it up to my
nose as the smell of decay whiffed into my nostrils. God, it was
strong! I knew the source had to be close.
Cleaned up: His office was dark, filthy and quiet.
The strong smell of decay whiffed through the air. With handkerchief
to nose, I eased toward the worn desk.
Example: The bus stops.I get up. I take one step to the left. I
look both ways. I'm the only one getting off. I walk out into the
aisle. I turn toward the bus driver and put one foot in front of the
other. I glance to my right. I see her standing out by the Coke
machine. I hop off, and smile. "Here I am!"
Cleaned up: The bus stops near the Coke machine. She stands beside
it. I hop off, smiling. "Here I am!"
Example: So I waited. I sipped my tea, I turned my attention to the
cattycornered box with the moving pictures and the screaming sounds
and the glowing light. And that's all I did until she came back.
Cleaned up: So I sipped tea and watched TV until she came
back.
Uncertain about a piece of your writing?
Send it to us
and we'll clean it up in a future
issue.
Obsessed--if
I'm not writing, I'm thinking about it.- 53% Balanced--I
write regularly, but can easily leave it. - 41% Frustrated--I dream about writing, but never do.
- 6%
"I
am thoroughly obsessed with writing--plots, problems, conflicts, a
turn of phrase, an awkward sentence, and so on. I write in my head a
lot while doing mundane chores, and then race to the computer, which
is always on, when I get the chance. And when I'm not writing, I'm
talking about it. It's a good thing I have a great support system in
my Saturday morning writing group. Otherwise, I'd bore my family to
death." - Maria Murad
"Obsessed.
According to my wife, I tend to have a glazed look in my eyes when I'm
away from my laptop. That's because my wicked characters are talking.
They always uncork their best lines when I lack a writing
utensil." - Roger Hanley
"Obsessed!
Can't think of anything else, including the laundry!" - Amelia
Allman
"I
have writing books and magazines in every room of the house. They have
bookmarks in them. I guess you could call me a "Reading
Writer" too because when I'm not reading, I'm writing." -
Elaine Huggins
"Balanced. I've been doing this so long, I know when I need to get away from it." -
Samuel Jamison
"Frustrated.
No time." - Jana Politte
"I'm
a frustrated writer. I feel like I have all these ideas, especially
Romance Comedies, just bursting to come out, but if I sit down at the
computer, I draw a blank. Help!" - Connie Mathis
CHALKBOARD
Here's a chance to show off your
writing!
Send us an excerpt of which you are especially proud. If it's chosen, we'll publish it here in a future issue.
Approximately 500 words. Any genre. You, of course, retain all rights.
It will remain in The VERB archives until you ask us to remove
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Subject:
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(Feel free to include a bio.)
WALKING THROUGH THE
THUNDERBOLT
by Gerald Erskine
It was just a car. A vehicle used to transport a person from one place to another. That's all. So why did Wade's heart speed up everytime he saw it in the parking lot?
Was it insanity? Or
was it fate? Had he fallen at work and sprained his arm because he
was supposed to be home the day she moved in? Seemed to be the
case. But she had already been there a week, and he hadn't
introduced himself yet. Oh, there were those times their eyes
locked across the parking lot. Times when he was sure she had that
special look of curiosity on her face. Maybe she didn't know his
name, but she knew he lived there, somewhere in the complex.
Did she have kids? A
boyfriend? She'd always been alone when he saw her. Where did she work?
What did she do for fun? Did she like Italian food? He wanted to know
everything about her, but he'd have to go slow.
So there he was,
approaching her door. The only way to get to his
door. Would she think he was a pervert if he knocked? Maybe he'd
comment on her car. Always a comfortable ice breaker. After all,
he knew cars pretty well. "Hi, I'm Wade. Are you the owner
of that SS with the 454 under the hood?" Or maybe he'd
keep it simple. "Hi, I'm Wade. I live in the apartment
next to you. Welcome to the neighborhood!"
Then maybe she'd smile
and say something like, "Come in,
Wade!"
Maybe they'd have a
few beers. (Did she drink alcoholic beverages?) Maybe they'd have
a few laughs. But he wouldn't wear out his welcome. He'd excuse
himself at the right time, and at the door he'd casually suggest
they get together one night in the week. He'd cook lasagna, his specialty.
Then, maybe she'd look up into his eyes and . . . .
Her apartment door
opened just as he passed. Wade kept walking.
These days, computers have become the preferred medium for most writers. With a few clicks of the mouse, we are able to delete, rewrite, cut and paste with a speed and ease never
imagined before with a typewriter, let alone pad and pen. But due
to the intimidating nature of this vast writing tool, some
of its benefits remain idle. Never fear! My husband Jim Guy,
a certified computer genius, is here to help.
We've covered the topic of Spyware, Spam and Viruses. Well, not like this
. . . .
I can't count the number of PCs I had to
reload from scratch in 2004 because Spyware had so badly taken
over to the point there was no fixing things. I spent a lot of
hours making a PC usable rather than doing something productive
like helping people use a computer. What a waste of time!
Spyware is a generic term for a program that
is planted on your computer that watches your Internet usage
habits and sends back information to its owner--a marketing
company--who in turn sells that information to legitimate, big
companies so they know what web sites you visit and what you do
while you're there. Additionally these marketing companies will
include in their Spyware a means that allows them to pop up
advertisements on your computer no matter what you're doing (as
long as you're connected to the Net, of course).
I find this practice unconscionable. I have
written companies--names you know--telling them I've found their
ads via Spyware delivery and they ought to be ashamed of
themselves. I've asked them to stop immediately, or risk my
spreading the news that they and their sacred brand for which they
so carefully crafted a reputation are about to be exposed by yours
truly as nothing more than the trade mark of a peeping tom, and a
company that is not above using human predator behavior to ram
their messages where no one asked. I get no responses. They know
they're invading people's privacy, but as long as there is no
specific law, state or federal, they technically can't be doing
wrong. I think it's obvious how very wrong it is what they're
doing.
It's ironic that their Spyware programs are
destructive to the point they will overwhelm and disable a
computer, thus rendering their own schemes ineffective. If they
didn't cause the owner of the delivery vehicle (i.e., our
computers) so much trouble I'd find it all laughable. It is
anything but funny.
Once your computer is infected with Spyware
it is not a given that it can be cleaned. Some of this stuff
plants itself deep into the engine rooms of Windows, and as long
as Windows is running it cannot be removed. And without Windows
running how are you going to do anything to Windows? See the
problem?
Once infected your computer will slow down,
and slow down, and very quickly will work at a fraction of the
speed it did when new. It will keep you from going to web sites
for which the Spyware author doesn't approve. It will pop up
advertisement windows based on sites you do visit. It will force
you to use their home page, not yours. There is no telling what
private information it is sending back to a database just so
companies can make money off you.
Where does Spyware come from? A web site can
plant Spyware onto your computer without your knowledge. Most
Spyware distribution points are a little more sophisticated and
they pop up a window telling you your computer is slow or your
time is wrong or your computer has Spyware and this window will
instruct you to click here to fix the malady. DON'T!!! People
simply must not be so naïve.
One of the big ploys of Internet thugs in
2004 was a technique called Phishing. This is when they
send you an email that looks like your financial institution is
worried about the security of your account, and the only way to
fix that is for you to click on the link in your email and sign
in. Huh? It works or they wouldn't do it. People simply must not
be so naïve.
Time to be a little more "Internet
saavy" in 2005. I'm here to help. First I'm going to tell you
about a product that costs $50. Then I'm going to tell you about a
product that is pretty effective against Spyware that is FREE.
Trend
Micro PC-Cillin is a terrific little product that does several valuable things to
protect your computer and your network. It includes award winning
virus protection, Spyware detection and removal (remember, there
is no guarantee of removal once you're infected--that's why I
spend so much time reloading computers), anti-phishing, spam
filtering, wi-fi intrusion detection and a personal firewall. You
don't have to be a geek to set it up. Wow! I really like this
product.
The free software I told you about is called
SpyBot. Get it at Cnet's download
section. Once installed, you can run a routine to immunize your
computer. This plants some code into Windows so that Spyware is
searched for and blocked from entering your computer. Each time
you pull down updates to the pattern files you'll need to
re-immunize your computer. I'm not wild about having to do that
because I'm old enough to forget what I was doing when distracted.
Scanning for Spyware is a manual process so don't forget to start
it up and search for problems every week or two.
Hey, watch what you do on the Internet.
Don't be naïve when you see a link to make your computer
better/faster or to get something for free. And get PC-Cillin
before you need it.
According to Aesop's classic fable, slow
and steady wins the race. Then again, Aesop lived in a world without cars,
planes and DVDs. Could this simple moral still apply today, especially in
the writing world?
Take the quiz below to see if you write
like a tortoise or a hare.
1. You've enrolled in a writing class,
and just received your materials in the mail. What do you do?
Tortoise: "Place the package on
my desk, get a good night's sleep, then start Lesson One first thing
tomorrow morning." Hare: "Rip the package open with my big feet, grab some
carrots and get busy."
2. While working on your latest project,
you're suddenly struck with another wonderful idea. What do you do?
Tortoise: "Jot it in my
notebook, then finish what I've already started." Hare: "Split my writing time down the middle. Hop back and
forth."
3. You've written an article you think
would fit nicely in a popular magazine. What's the first thing you do?
Tortoise: "Visit the local
library to read several back issues of the magazine." Hare: "Sniff out the website, dig up the guidelines, then kick
that bunny in their laps."
4. You queried an agent six weeks ago,
and still haven't received a response. What do you do?
Tortoise: "Concentrate on other
writing projects." Hare: "Call or shoot out an email. If I don't get an answer,
and I mean soon, I start thumping on other doors."
5. You've found a writing contest that
is looking for stories just like the one you recently wrote. What do you
do?
Tortoise: "Jot the website
address in my notebook, then think about it. After all, there is an entry
fee." Hare: "Send the story and fee as fast as my furry little paws
will allow."
If you resemble the tortoise, you are
methodical, reflective and endlessly patient. When opportunity knocks on
your door, you stroll toward it in slow deliberate strides.
If you resemble the hare, you are bright,
spontaneous and endlessly eager. When opportunity knocks on your door, you
not only yank it inside, you feed it supper.
Whatever your speed, you're writing and
submitting. In the end, that's all that matters in this race.
"A
lot of people disapproved of my way of life. I suppose they
were what you might call my well-wishers. That was because they
didn't understand the first thing about me. They wanted me to go
steady with a nice girl, save money, get married to her and then
settle down to a nice steady job. Day after day, year after
year, world without end, amen. Not for yours truly! There must
be something better than that. Not just all this tame security,
the good old welfare state limping along in its half-baked way!
Surely, I thought, in a world where man has been able to put
satellites in the sky and where men talk big about visiting the
stars, there must be something that rouses, that makes the heart
beat, that's worthwhile searching all over the world to
find!"