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INTRODUCTION

FUNNY FILE

WHAT'S ON YOUR DESK?

MAKING A SCENE

SAY WHAT?

A MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF WRITING

WRITING TIP

LITTLE-KNOWN FACTS ABOUT . . . 

CLEANING UP YOUR PROSE

WEBSITE TIP

JUST CURIOUS 

CHALKBOARD

QUIZ CORNER 

OUR CURRENT CONTEST

FINALLY . . .  A Sample of  Excellence

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      Volume 3,  Issue 15                                                               November 2005

 


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INTRODUCTION

Welcome to The VERB!

My hubby walks into my office, slides my papers aside and sets a laptop before me. I look at it. I look at him. I look at it. I’m thinking he’s showing me a new product from work, but I can’t ignore the sly grin spreading across his face. Yep, he finally admits, it’s mine. Merry Christmas. I almost do a cartwheel. 

I am officially mo-bile! I have cut the umbilical cord from my technological mother, and I am free. Free! (I hear all you laptop owners chuckling.) No more sitting at my desk, day in and day out. No more stuffing my chair with pillows and massagers to ease my back. No more shooing cats out of my chair. (Cats, mind you, who have a ga-zillion comfy sleeping places around here, but who only want to rest their bones on the one spot I’ve been warming up.) I shall now become as Waldo, effortlessly moving from one environment to another while those around me ask, Where'd she go? 

A big congrats goes to Carolyn Kisler, who composed a top-notch strange and scary crime scene in her short story, "The Dead Butterfly Collector." Contest judge Nancy Myer, who has been on site at hundreds of crime scenes, noted "not too many people know that butterflies, like buzzards, eat carrion. This was an awesome touch." So hop on over to the Contest Results page and read the winning story as well as the honorable mentions. Also, a special thanks to judges Audrey Danielson and Nancy for their time and expertise. 

If you're wondering about the "Stories of Strength" banner above, just click on it. You can read all about how writers came together to help the victims of Katrina. It's a perfect chance to give, to receive and to feel all warm and mushy inside. Check it out now. I'll wait. 

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FOR YOUR RESEARCH - Literary Fiction
Search the Hutchinson Dictionary of Difficult Words to increase your vocabulary or to find out what those words really mean!

If you're looking for a cliché or trying to avoid one, type it in here. 

Study the social Elizabethan life that was common knowledge for those who worked and played in the 16th century. 
 
If you love literature and quotes, this is the site for you! 

Finally, your temporary Freedom from Toil is here. Write your name in wild, exotic alphabets, syllabaries, and ideographics!

Now, without further ado ... let the action begin!

  


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FUNNY FILE

 WHAT'S ON YOUR DESK?

PETER JAMES

The favourite thing for me to have on my desk when I am writing is a seriously large vodka martini, straight-up, with four olives!  I wrote my most recent novel, Dead Simple (and my first crime novel) over five months writing between 6.30-9.30pm fuelled by my stiff drink, the occasional cigar, music and chewing gum! 

So essentials on my desk are a glass, an ash tray, gum, a lighter, (I bought it in Rome, the most kitsch lighter in the world - it is a statue of an angel and her eyes and belly button glow red when the flame is on) and a stack of CDs - as I share some musical taste in music with Dead Simple's hero Roy Grace, I like Dido, opera arias (particularly Mozart) and Jazz, especially the work of the tragically late Bob Berg. 

I also have several toy cars - models of different cars I have owned, including an MG, a 1967 Mini Cooper S and my current Aston Martin, a photograph of my late mother who was an amazing supporter of my writing and she makes me smile every time I look at her.

 

 


PETER JAMES is a British author of 12 novels. Breathlessly driven, he has been a journalist, an assistant to theatre critic Jack Tinker, written for a children's program and cleaned house for Orson Welles in London for ten shillings an hour. He started his own film company 'Quadrant films,' which, amongst its many titles include the award winning 'Dead of Night' (aka Deathdream, 1974) winner of Sitges international horror film festival. He sold his share to concentrate on his writing, but did take time out to co-produce 'Biggles' in 1985. In 1992 he co-founded Pavilion Internet, which was one of the first internet service providers in the UK. Visit Peter at his website, and read the full first chapter of his latest best-selling thriller Dead Simple.

MAKING A SCENE

 


 

 

 

 

 

SAY WHAT? Commonly Misused Words

Regretful means an expression of sorrow.
       "We mourned her regretful passing throughout the halls of Congress."

Regrettable means undesirable, deserving censure.
          "Your regrettable remarks will be deleted from the article."

A MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF WRITING

In 1819, a whaling ship left Nantucket, Massachusetts for a two year voyage in the South Pacific to hunt sperm whales. In the second year, thousands of miles from home, the crew of the Essex met up with a severely perturbed sperm whale. He rammed the ship twice, sinking her 2,000 miles off the coast. Twenty sailors jumped into lifeboats and rowed away. 

Surrendering their supplies to the ocean, these sailors suffered from malnutrition, diarrhea, blackouts, enfeeblement, boils, edema, tobacco withdrawal and magnesium deficiency which caused bizarre and violent behavior. Toward the end of their ninety-day stint, they even resorted to drinking their own urine, stealing food and cannibalism. 

Most of the survivors wrote accounts of the disaster. The most popular one was penned by the first mate, Owen Chase. The Narrative of the Most Extra-Ordinary and Distressing Shipwreck of the Whaleship Essex was published in 1821.

Also in the Pacific during this period was a young man by the name of Herman whose whaling career had just begun. He signed on as a hand aboard the New Bedford whale ship Acushnet. At some point, he met up with William Henry Chase, Owen Chase's teenage son, and thoroughly questioned him about his father's experiences on the Essex. Eventually, the boy retrieved a copy of his father's book from his sea chest and handed it to Herman. "The reading of this wondrous story upon the landless sea," he later remembered, "and so close to the very latitude of the shipwreck had a surprising effect on me."

Turns out, the surprising effect served as inspiration for Herman Melville's greatest literary achievement, Moby Dick.

WRITING TIP

Show, don't yell. Never use ALL CAPS in dialogue to indicate a raised voice. Instead, use a single exclamation point at the end of each biting sentence.

LITTLE-KNOWN FACTS ABOUT . . . 

WILLIAM FAULKNER

Born:  September 25, 1897
Died:  
July 6, 1962

 


"The writer is of no importance. Only what he creates is important, since there is nothing new to be said. Shakespeare, Balzac, Homer have all written about the same things, and if they had lived one thousand or two thousand years longer, the publishers wouldn't have needed anyone else."


 

~ William Cuthbert Falkner (original spelling) was born in New Albany, Mississippi. 

~ The first of four sons, he was named after his great-grandfather, "Old Colonel," a lawyer, politician, planter, businessman, Civil War officer, railroad financier, and best-selling author of the novel The White Rose of Memphis. 

~ While he was still a child, the family moved to Oxford in north-central Mississippi. Faulkner lived most of his life in that town. Dad Murry took on a series of jobs, most of them with the help of "Old Colonel" who founded the First National Bank of Oxford.

~ At about the age of 13, William began to draw and write poetry. He dropped out of high school before graduating and worked briefly in his grandfather's bank.

~ When he took a job in New Haven with the Winchester Repeating Arms Company, his name was erroneously spelled "Faulkner" on his employee records. He never corrected it.

~ After being rejected from the US Army because he was too short, Faulkner enlisted in the Royal Canadian Air Force. He served with the RAF in World War I, but did not see any action. This, however, didn't stop him from exaggerating his war record when he got home.

~ After the war he studied literature at the University of Mississippi. He also wrote poems and drew cartoons for the university's humor magazine, The Scream. He left the university without a degree.

~ Over the next few years, Faulkner moved around, working odd jobs and getting fired from them. He drifted to New Orleans, where Sherwood Anderson encouraged him to write fiction rather than poetry.

~ His first book, The Marble Faun, which was a collection of poems, appeared in 1924. It did not sell well. This was followed by several novels that didn't fair much better.

~ In 1929 Faulkner wrote Sartoris, the first of fifteen novels set in Yoknapatawpha County, a fictional region of Mississippi. The novels span the decades from the American Civil War through the Depression. Racism, class division, family as both life force and curse, are the recurring themes. 

~ In the same year, he also married Estelle Oldham Franklin, his childhood sweetheart, and bought his famous house Rowan Oak. Architecture was very important to the author, which could be seen through his life and his writings. He obsessed over the restoration of his house, named his books after buildings and carefully described each one that appeared in his stories.

~ In January 1931, Estelle gave birth to a daughter, Alabama. The child was born prematurely, and only lived a few days. Faulkner dedicated his first collection of short stories, These 13, to her. 

~ To earn money, Faulkner went to Hollywood and worked on screenplays. Over the next twenty years, he would work on successful screenplays such as To Have and Have Not and The Big Sleep as well as publish his novels. 

~ When Hemingway turned down director Howard Hawk's offer to work with his own book, the director had said, "I'll get Faulkner to do it; he can write better than you can anyway."

~ When Faulkner finished a writing project, he went on a drinking binge. In 1936, back in Oxford, he began the first of many stays at a "rehab." 

~ In November 1949, the majority of the Swedish Academy voted to award the Nobel Prize for literature to Faulkner. But since a unanimous vote was required, the awarding had to be delayed by a year. At first Faulkner refused to go to Stockholm to receive it, but pressured by the U.S. State Department, the Swedish Ambassador to the United States, and finally by his own family, he agreed to go. 

~ In his later years, Faulkner continued to write although the hard drinking had affected his concentration. While working on A Fable, he kept up with the story by outlining it on the walls of his office at Rowan Oak. 

~ At the age of 64, Faulkner was thrown from a horse. Rushed to Wright's Sanitarium, he was admitted around 6 pm, and died eight hours later of a heart attack. He is buried at St. Peter’s Cemetery in Oxford, Mississippi.

  


Read more.

CLEANING UP YOUR PROSE

Dialogue consists of all the words that come out of a character's mouth. It looks and sounds like normal speech, but it isn't really normal speech.

What's the difference? The next time you're around a group of people, close your eyes for a moment and listen to every word. You will more than likely hear a tedious line of give and take that you most certainly wouldn't want to read. 

Nothing is more thrilling than to hear a character rise up from the page and speak his mind! Of course not all our characters will be eloquent, but if we refuse to let them be bogged down by tedium, all our characters can become memorable. 

 


 

EXAMPLE:
"Hi, Linda, how are you?"
"I'm fine, Carla. How are you?"
"Couldn't be better. Who's this handsome man with you?"
"My fiancée, Bill. Bill, this is Carla. Carla, this is Bill."
"How do you do, Carla."
"I've heard so much about you, Bill. Please come in. Linda, do you like what I've done with the dining room?"
"This is beautiful. Really beautiful."
"I didn't think we'd ever get finished with it, but here it is."
"Did you do it all yourself?"
"Everything except the new floor. Ralph hired some guys to do that."
"I wish I could do stuff like this. How did you learn how?"
"I was in Home Depot one day and I saw..." 

CLEANED UP:
Carla greeted Linda and her fiancée, Bill, at the door. Excited to show off her decorating skills, she led them straight to the dining room. 
"This is beautiful," said Linda. "Did you do it all yourself?"
"Everything except the floor. Ralph hired some guys for that." Carla picked up a tray of hors d'oeuvres and held it before Bill. "Now, what's this I hear about a murder?"

 

EXAMPLE:
"
What can I get you?" asked the smiling waitress.
Maxie didn't look up from the menu. "What's the soup today?"
"Broccoli cheese."
"I'll take a bowl. And the T-bone, rare. What kind of salad dressing do you have?"
"Ranch, Caesar, French and Vinaigrette."
"No Bleu Cheese?"
"I'll have to check."
"Please do." 

CLEANED UP:
Maxie ordered dinner.

 

 


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WEBSITE TIP

Learn Hypertext Markup Language (HTML). It allows you to add graphics, colors and hyperlinks to your text pages.

JUST CURIOUS ~ Survey 

Do you outline your stories?

    Absolutely! I have to know where I’m going.

    No way! I like to see where it takes me.


Poll remains open till December 18, 2005 

  

PREVIOUS SURVEY
Do you like to be scared?

Yes, as often as possible. - 47% 
Sometimes, if it isn't too gory. - 24%
No, I hate scary stuff. 29%

 

"I love to be scared! Unfortunately, I think we get to a certain age where we are no longer scared by 'horror stories.' Disgusted, in a good and entertaining way, but not scared. I haven't seen a movie that has scared me since The Exorcist came out. The original, that is. The only thing that is really scary as we get older is reality. Our kids, grandkids being injured or killed--that's scary." - Cheri Ahner
 
"I don't mind a frisson of fear, but I'm basically a scaredy-cat. I almost threw up at a screening of What Lies Beneath, and that was tame. Can't imagine what Freddy Kruger would do to my dreams." - Jan Weeks
 
"Sometimes, if it is not too gory. I like suspense more than gore. I want to have to keep guessing all the way to the end." - Tammy H.
 
"No, I don't like to be scared. Makes me cranky. I grew up with two younger brothers who constantly scared me out of my mind, so I find no pleasure in it." - Annie McDonald
 
"Me? I still think the Boogeyman is under my bed!" -Sam Tyler

CHALKBOARD

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Subject: CHALKBOARD submission
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 THE END OF PERSUASION
by
Victoria Palmer

"He had become our faithful watchman whose vigilance was as constant as the spiraling whistles that fell from the sky." 

 

       Bodies carpeted the floor of our parlor where faded wallpaper of downcast roses seemed to mourn their pain as loyally as any loved one might. We stepped among the agony as if crossing a stream, one slippery stone at a time, catching our hems on the hopeful limbs that rose above the water line and begged to be freed from the sweeping current of pain....

       Here I had managed to stave off the verbal bombardment of family and friends only to be forced from my home by the ruthless shells of an invading army, who had neither claim nor personal interest in my affairs whatsoever, yet gained complete control over them within the span of a second....

       He had become our faithful watchman whose vigilance was as constant as the spiraling whistles that fell from the sky. He issued forth orders as if he were in the heat of battle. We were fearless ants whose hill of dirt has just been leveled, piling upon that buckboard all the memories we could lift. 

 


© 2005 Victoria Palmer

QUIZ CORNER  

DO YOU HAVE A STORY?


Have you ever taken a snazzy book home and curled up in your favorite reading spot only to find that around page five you're wondering what the heck's on TV?

This doesn't mean there isn't a good story inside. This does mean the author is taking his sweet time to tell it. Could someone say the same about your great tale? Take the quiz below to find out if you're telling a story or killing time.

 


 

1.  On page one, your story opens with:
       a) a flashback.
       b) a description of anyone or anything.
       c) the lead character talking and/or moving.

2.  On page thirty-five, you introduce a new character by:
       a) filling a page with his past.
       b) describing his appearance, from earring to toe ring.
       c) informing the reader who he is and what he's doing there.

3.  On page sixty-seven, your hero and heroine have temporarily eluded the bad guys by hiding out in a dark alley. You have them fill the lull by:
       a) making wild passionate love.
       b) reminiscing.
       c) formulating a plan to save their hides.

4.  On page one-hundred-one, your lead character puts on a pot of coffee. You convey this simple action by:
       a) going through the coffee-making process.
       b) providing a brief history of the coffee bean.
       c) stating that the lead character made coffee.

5.  On page two-hundred-three, your heroine resolves her dilemma. This is where you:
       a) follow her ten more years down the road.
       b) reveal the moral of the story.
       c) end the thing.

 


 

If you answered C to all five questions, give yourself a round of applause. You are a storyteller!

If you didn't, give yourself another round with your manuscript. Study each scene with a keener eye. Remember, whenever you stop action to describe, narrate or point out, your characters are leaning against the wall, waiting, yawning and possibly wondering what the heck's on TV. You don't want your readers to do the same thing.

 


© 2005 Elizabeth Guy

OUR CURRENT CONTEST

FINALLY . . .  A Sample of Excellence

      

"I disgust YOU."

She paused and drew in her breath sharply. Then she burst into a furious torrent of abuse. She shouted at the top of her voice. She called him every foul name she could think of. She used language so obscene that Philip was astounded; she was always so anxious to be refined, so shocked by coarseness, that it had never occurred to him that she knew the words she used now. She came up to him and thrust her face in his. It was distorted with passion, and in her tumultuous speech the spittle dribbled over her lips.

"I never cared for you, not once, I was making a fool of you always, you bored me, you bored me stiff, and I hated you, I would never have let you touch me only for the money, and it used to make me sick when I had to let you kiss me. We laughed at you, Griffiths and me, we laughed because you was such a mug. A mug! A mug!"

Then she burst again into abominable invective. She accused him of every mean fault; she said he was stingy, she said he was dull, she said he was vain, selfish; she cast virulent ridicule on everything upon which he was most sensitive. And at last she turned to go. She kept on, with hysterical violence, shouting at him an opprobrious, filthy epithet. She seized the handle of the door and flung it open. Then she turned round and hurled at him the injury which she knew was the only one that really touched him. She threw into the word all the malice and all the venom of which she was capable. She flung it at him as though it were a blow.

"Cripple!"

  

                         - W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM 
Of Human Bondage 

 

 

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