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INTRODUCTION

FUNNY FILE

WHAT'S ON YOUR DESK?

MAKING A SCENE

SAY WHAT?

A MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF WRITING

WRITING TIP

LITTLE-KNOWN FACTS ABOUT . . . 

CLEANING UP YOUR PROSE

JUST CURIOUS 

CHALKBOARD

ASK THE COMPUTER GUY 

QUIZ CORNER 

OUR CURRENT CONTEST

FINALLY . . .  A Sample of  Excellence

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Volume 3   Issue 3                                                                                                        January 31, 2005

 


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INTRODUCTION

Welcome to The VERB!

Some writers write for fame. Some writers write for fortune. Some writers write for food. But I think it's safe to say all writers write to be read. I know I'm thrilled to no end when family, friends or complete strangers read my work. Case in point, my dear sister Phyllis isn't a professional writer, but she subscribes to The VERB and reads it from beginning to end. Why, just the other day she was talking about the segment Making A Scene, and referred to the lead characters as Numb Noodle and Ice Hockey! (Pardon me while I howl again.)

The lesson here is that readers won't always remember the names and circumstances in our writings, but because they took the time to read them, their brains will retain the essence. And that's a pretty neat accomplishment. (Repeat after me, Phyllis: Mush Pump and Ice Noodle, Mush Pump and Ice Noodle ...)

Today is the last day of our First Chapter contest. If you plan to enter, make sure you submit before midnight (Pacific) tonight. A new, equally exciting contest will be posted on the website February 1. Don't miss it!

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STEELY DAN 
Citizen Steely Dan


FUNNY FILE

     

WHAT'S ON YOUR DESK?

FRANK BARON 

My first reaction to your request was: “ACK!” My desk is, hands-down, the messiest in the known universe. Then I read more carefully and realized what you wanted was a list of items deemed essential, and not those miscellaneous orphans who’ve made it their temporary home.

That makes this task simpler and less embarrassing. Here’s what I need:

My beloved 22-ounce mug. Three or four fill-ups with tea gets me through my average working day.

Three, small-but-fat notebooks, each of which originally had a specific purpose, now lost in time. When inspiration hits, I grab whichever one hasn’t fallen to the floor or is hiding under something else, and make a note. The real fun comes days or weeks later--during which time each notebook has changed places several times--when I try to find a specific entry. I suppose I should have started each one at the beginning instead of opening pages at random. Oh well--hindsight and all that....

Several pens, one of which may work. Several pencils for backup lest all the pens disappoint.

A wooden, ridged-back frog with a stick in its mouth. The stick is removable, and when used to stroke the frog’s back makes a croaking noise. What can I say? We’ve bonded.

An old photo-postcard of Hemingway holding two trout. It reminds me of my two great loves: fishing and fishing. I mean writing and fishing. Yeah, the second one. Pretty sure.

 


Frank is the author of What Fish Don’t Want You to Know, a humorous how-to about freshwater fishing. He is working on two other (non fishing) books and is also guilty of sending out a free weekly emailed humor column called Baron It All
Details on it and other nifty stuff can be found at
his website.

 

MAKING A SCENE

 


 

 

 

SAY WHAT? Commonly Misused Words

Aloud means speaking in a loud manner.
      "Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud."

Allowed means to let happen; permit.
     
"I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want."

A MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF WRITING

                                  In 1922, Major Jack. C. Savage, RAF, had an idea. He would buy a SE5a--one of the low-priced surplus military aircrafts--and equip it with a smoke-emitting apparatus. Engine heat would then be used to turn specially treated paraffin oil into white smoke, discharged under pressure. Then he would fly at altitudes between 10,000 to 17,000 feet and write very large letters (typically a mile in height and width, with a 75-foot wide smoke trail) horizontally and backwards across the cloudless sky. 

He perfected his idea by "writing" advertisements for several businesses in England. Then he came to America. 

His first target was George Washington Hill, the head of the American Tobacco Company. He staged a rehearsal for Hill, commissioning his pilot, Captain Cyril Turner of the Royal Air Force, to fly over Times Square and write the words: "HELLO USA" while a gawking crowd stared. Hill was not impressed. "Won't sell cigarettes," he told him.

But Savage would not be turned away. He had the plane go up again, this time spelling out: "HELLO USA. Call Vanderbilt 7200." This was the phone number of the Vanderbilt Hotel, where Savage had invited Hill. For three hours afterward, the Vanderbilt's switchboard was swamped with 47,000 phone calls. Hill was finally convinced, and signed with the Skywriting Corporation of America for a million dollars worth of skywriting. 

Skytyping, the more modern form of skywriting, involves several airplanes, flying parallel tracks. The message is arranged via a master control panel, and as the planes fly abreast of each other, electronic signals send out timed emissions of smoke.  

WRITING TIP

 If you've submitted your writing via email, and haven't received a reply in a reasonable amount of time, the reason could be as innocent as this--it's sitting in your junk mail. Regularly scan this "other" mailbox. If you find desired mail in it, quickly add those addresses to your safe list.

LITTLE-KNOWN FACTS ABOUT . . . 

UPTON SINCLAIR

Born:  September 20, 1878
Died:
 
 November 25, 1968

 


"I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach."


 

~  Upton Beall Sinclair, Jr. was born in Baltimore, Maryland.

~  His father was a liquor salesman who became an alcoholic. When Sinclair was ten, the family moved to New York. 

~  A religious boy with a great love of literature, his two heroes were Jesus Christ and Percy Bysshe Shelley.

~  Although the family was poor, he spent periods of time living with his wealthy grandparents. He later argued that witnessing these extremes turned him into a socialist. 

~  At the age of 15, Sinclair started to write dime novels and produced ethnic jokes and hack fiction for pulp magazines to finance his studies at New York City College. In 1897 he enrolled at Columbia University, determined to succeed while producing one poorly paid novelette per week.

~  Sinclair's first novel, Springtime and Harvest, was published in 1901. He followed this with The Journal of Arthur Stirling, Prince Hagen, Manassas and A Captain of Industry. All were dismal failures.

In 1904 Fred Warren, editor of the socialist journal Appeal to Reason, asked Sinclair to write a novel about immigrant workers in the Chicago meat-packing houses. He got a $500 advance.

~  After seven weeks research he wrote the novel, The Jungle. 

~  Serialized in 1905, the book helped to increase the journal's circulation to 175,000. But the novel was rejected by six publishers. 

~  Sinclair decided to publish the book himself and after advertising his intentions in the Appeal to Reason, he received orders for 972 copies. When he told Doubleday of these orders, it decided to publish the book. 

The Jungle was an immediate success, selling over 150,000 copies. Within the next few years The Jungle was published in seventeen languages and was a best-seller all over the world.

President Theodore Roosevelt read The Jungle and ordered an investigation into the meat-packing industry. When Roosevelt met Sinclair, he told him that while he disapproved the book preaching socialism, he agreed that action had to be taken. This led to the implementation of the Pure Food and Drug Act in 1906.

~  The Jungle set the tone for Sinclair's later works. He wrote about New York society, Colorado miner's strike and the Sacco-Vanzetti case, to name a few.

~  In 1915 Sinclair moved to Pasadena, California and later to Buckeye, Arizona. In 1934 he ran for the governor of California, but lost the election. He spent the decade largely in other activities than writing novels. 

~  Sinclair regained his reading audience in the 1940s with his Lanny Budd series, consisting of 11 contemporary historical novels. Dragon's Teeth, which dealt with Germany's descent into Nazism, won the Pulitzer Prize for fiction in 1943. 

~  Sinclair died in his sleep at the Somerset Valley Nursing Home.

 


CLEANING UP YOUR PROSE

Emotions come from the heart. They manifest themselves through dialogue and behavior, and seldom, if ever, require an explanation from the writer. 

Resist the urge to narrate pivotal moments. Give your characters the floor, then trust them to do their jobs. 

 


Example:
Rory slung the door wide open and looked around in the bar. I grabbed hold of my mace, waiting. Sure enough, he ran right at me. "What in the hell were you thinking?" he screamed. He was mad. 

Cleaned up:
Rory slung the door wide open and looked around in the bar. I grabbed hold of my mace, waiting. Sure enough, he ran right at me. "What in the hell were you thinking?" he screamed. 

 

Example:
Toady told her to come back. He wanted a snapshot of the trophy. 

Elissa laughed. She felt overjoyed, and squeezed the statue to her chest, quite sure she couldn't bear to let it go.  

Cleaned up:
Toady told her to come back. He wanted a snapshot of the trophy. 

Elissa laughed. She squeezed the statue to her chest. "I can't bear to let it go." 

 

Example:
Back behind the eyes, lurked death. The point of no return. She sniffed, but allowed the tears to fall. "You went to bed with ... Arlene?"

Her heart was broken. Shep could do nothing but whisper apologies. 

Cleaned up:
Back behind the eyes, lurked death. The point of no return. She sniffed, but allowed the tears to fall. "You went to bed with ... Arlene?"

"I'm so sorry," Shep whispered. "I'm so, so sorry." 

 

 


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Send it to us
and we'll clean it up in a future issue.

JUST CURIOUS ~ Survey 

What's the first thing you do when beginning a new writing project?

    Research.                  Write an outline.  

    Jump in and see where inspiration takes me. 

 

    Poll remains open till February 13, 2005  

  

PREVIOUS SURVEY
If you died today, would loved ones know where to find your writings?

 Absolutely. - 11%
Probably not. 89%

 

"Probably not. Although I have left lists and tried to make it clear where everything is, I have great fear they will just throw it all away. My dream would be to have another writer sort through my things. Only another writer would understand." - Sue Lick

"Not only couldn't they find it. They wouldn't read it if the whole filing cabinet fell on them! As one of our less intelligent Bush Ranger's--they used to hold up stage coaches, travelling into the interior of the country--remarked, just before he died, 'Ah well ... such is life!'" - Liz Thompson

"My family will probably not know were to find my writings, even though I have told my boyfriend how and where to locate them. I also tell him how and where to put his socks away. When I die, he'll be sockless!" - Gina R. Shongo

"This, from a family who can't find a spoon? No, unless I'm a famous writer when I die, I have a feeling my writings will die with me." - Annie Flicker

CHALKBOARD

Here's a chance to show off your writing! 
Send us an excerpt of which you are especially proud. If it's chosen, we'll publish it here in a future issue. Approximately 500 words.  Any genre. You, of course, retain all rights. It will remain in The VERB archives until you ask us to remove it.

Subject: CHALKBOARD submission
(Feel free to include a bio.)


   I CAN FEEL THE RAIN
by
Lyryn Cate 

 

She awoke, gagging on the taste of metal. An object. Turning to her side, she spat. The coin tumbled from her mouth to land on the ground beside her. The ground ... it was sharp, as if tiny pieces of obsidian had been chipped away and sprinkled about. Her skin was seared by a thousand pinpricks, each needle grinding further into her flesh as she moved.

Isabella, for she instinctively knew that she couldn’t be Bella in this place, stood, wincing in pain as the rock cut her flesh like so many rows of tiny teeth. She wore no shoes. Looking down, she realised she wore no clothing either. But she wasn’t cold. The air was too thick to be cold. It was almost a dull pressure, driving itself into her skin by sheer force of will. It nearly vibrated with the silence. Blank, hazy, red and black.

She knew where she was. The broad river was flowing only meters away from her. Tar. It seemed as if were made of tar. Isabella leaned forward for a closer look, not minding the biting rocks any longer. Curious and oddly numb.

"Wouldn’t get too close if I were you," Micah said to her.

She wrinkled her nose as the stench suddenly hit her. She turned and vomited, spittle spraying over the shiny, black ground, spattering against her naked toes. The river rolled and churned with the waste of worlds long past. A skull broke the surface, momentarily winking at her before being caught up again on its journey.

"I told you not to get too close."

She could hear the smile in his voice.

"Why are you here?" she whispered hoarsely, bile stinging the back of her throat.

"The Gravedigger made my grave shallow, Isabella. I can feel the rain."

It made no sense but somehow it didn’t matter.

"I have to go over there, don’t I? To the other side?" She never did turn her head to look at him. She was afraid of what she’d find.

"That’s the way it works. Pay him."

It was so odd that she knew where he was pointing without looking.

She watched the ferryman slowly push his craft through the sludge. It was silent.

"I don’t wanna go."

 

 

[Excerpt taken from a short story involving a very surreal dream sequence after Isabella had been beaten into unconsciousness. Concept of "Gravedigger" inspired by the song from Dave Matthew's Band.]


© 2005 Lyryn Cate

 Lyryn is an avid writer for play by email simulations, typically set in the Star Trek universe. She considers herself more of an editor than a writer and is currently attending school in order to hone her editing skills. Writing is just her past time fancy.

ASK THE COMPUTER GUY

These days, computers have become the preferred medium for most writers. With a few clicks of the mouse, we are able to delete, rewrite, cut and paste with a speed and ease never imagined before with a typewriter, let alone pad and pen. But due to the intimidating nature of this vast writing tool, some of its benefits remain idle. Never fear! My husband Jim Guy, a certified computer genius, is here to help.

 

I don't have the Internet at home. What are my options, the pros and cons, and the cost?

The percentage of home Internet subscribers has risen sharply in the last couple years--to 75% in the US. It used to be that most people only had access at work. They are giving credit to women for the recent growth in home and personal accounts. I don't study statistics, nor gather data, but it seems to me that Internet access via PCs is largely an adult thing. Kids seem to like tiny slices of the Internet via their cell phones or a PDA. Kids are far more interested in the realm of personal communications and music downloads than the latest weather or buying gifts online. It's a very unscientific observation of mine.

The number of choices you have for getting on the Internet at home is a big list. I'm wondering if I'm up to mentioning them all.

First, is in the realm of not having a PC. Web TV is still around, as are other non-PC options. You'll buy some sort of hardware referred to as a Netpliance (Internet Appliance). This is an attractive solution for those that don't want the expense and hassle of owning a PC. You just plug them into the power and the phone line or cable converter and you're online. No software, and no setup options. No virus worries. It doesn't get any more simple. Ask about your options to save files.

As I indicated above, cell phones and PDAs have the ability to go online. Check with your cell phone's service to see what that costs. They'll tell you however much for some number of mega bytes per month. Keep in mind that your phone won't need all the graphics from most sites so your usage on a cell is very minimal. Web sites on a phone usually includes a small number of menu options, and some text is associated with a menu option. You'll use a cell phone browser to spontaneously find and go to the movies or a concert. Some verify airline departures before leaving for the airport or change their airline reservations. The Interface on a cell phone is a dream come true for a minimalist, and they can be effective tools for some. If you think this is your answer, but aren't sure, talk to several people who do use phone browsers. Then spend some time with yours to learn how to make it work for you. Internet service for your cell phone starts at around $10 a month.

PDAs may yet hit the big time in regards to becoming part cell phone, part personal organizer, part music mate, part camera. They certainly are everything but a phone today, and that's changing. Slowly, it seems to me. I don't see putting that big thing up to my face and talking into it, but I do see uncoiling an ear bud and using it as a phone in that way. Some are already doing that. Check with your local consumer electronics store to see if this kind of service is available in your town.

Laptops commonly have wireless networking. Which means you roam around the office with your laptop and compute wherever your team is working (if they have transmitters spread around--they're called access points). This same concept works at restaurants, motels, airports, libraries and anywhere civilization happens. Amazingly, some towns and entire parts of cities have set up access points so you can go online as if it were a human right of some kind. Some restaurants charge for this, many don't. I know of neighborhoods that have set up wireless access, and split the bill for the Internet service they share. This isn't a bad way to go, but you may need a little advice on securing your laptop.

When talking about the traditional home Internet service one thinks of a PC at home connected to something that brings in the Internet. The oldest and most common way to get online is with a computer modem and an online service subscription. Most any computer you buy today will have a modem. And getting a copy of a CD for AOL, MSN, Earthlink or whatever is free and easy. They're going to charge you about $20 a month. It's slow. And you can waste a lot of time doing next to nothing except waiting.

There are discount Internet providers. Netscape just came out with a discount service that looks pretty good. I'm thinking of hooking dad up with that. He's got People PC for $10 a month, and I can't recommend that service. They've made the Internet a hardship for dad by hanging up on him and then not letting him go back online easily. Rookies.

Other services at home are DSL or your cable company. DSL is a low cost service via your phone company or other DSL provider. Go over to DSLReports and look up your phone number to see if you qualify for a DSL provider in your area. If you qualify, you'll have to purchase a DSL modem, and they'll mail you a self-installation kit. DSL is a nice alternative to a phone line modem because it's much faster (50 times faster or more). And yes, you can get a router and provide the DSL service to multiple users in your home. You can still use a fax or a phone modem with your DSL. Starter packages are available for about $30, and the more speed you want the more you'll pay.

Your cable company may offer an Internet service. Whether it is called Pipeline or Roadrunner cable Internet is fast. Like DSL once you try the cable Internet service you'll be too spoiled to go back to dial-up. They call cable and DSL "broadband" to denote the higher speed. Starter packages are available for about $30, and they go up to $100.

What you won't get for your home are the big pipe services like T1 or T3, or OC3. You wouldn't use a fraction of their capability, much less would you want to pay the bills.

 


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QUIZ CORNER  

ARE YOU A WRITING WEEDER?

Tending words is no different from tending gardens. Both require time, thought, space and, occasionally, a good weeding. What's a writing weed? A word that adds absolutely nothing to the sentence. 

Test your editing skills by reviewing the paragraphs below. How many weeds can you yank out of them?

 


 

1.  The trip was endless in the bad weather. Heavy rains fell like buckets soon after the battle that was fought along the Chickamauga; mules that were pulling the supply wagons had to struggle straight up the Sequatchie Valley through stretches of belly-deep mud and such. On the steep mountain trail, as many as 16 of the animals had to be stopped and harnessed to each wagon; a soldier bearing a whip was assigned to each mule, and lots more soldiers were put to work pushing. 

2.  Young Portsmith thinks that he knows everything about everything, little snot, and spends the majority of his awake time trying to get everybody else in the round world to think the exact same thing. I don't care what he thinks, or says, but he is not taking the lady Martina to the dance. 

3.  A man that was in a maroon-coloured flannel shirt, a shirt which had been purchased for purposes of decoration, and made principally by some Jewish women on the East Side of New York City, rounded a corner of the building and walked into the middle of the Main Street. In either of his hands, the man held a long heavy blue-black revolver.

4.  My nightly curfew was 10:30. If I came into the house later than that, Daddy would make sure to ground me for a whole month, just like he did my sister Ellie when she was fifteen years old.  And this grounding wasn't even worth a grounding. I'd only been dating for a few weeks and I was about to mess it all up forever because of a beer-drinking redneck?

5.  The beginning of your brand new day should be a natural peaceful process, and if you have any lingering doubts about that, watch the sun rise in the morning. We weren't meant to leap out of the bed and into a shower stall, scrubbing, shaving and shouting above the steamy roar of the running water. We weren't meant to be outside in our robes at five o'clock in the morning, talking on the cell phone while dragging this week's garbage to the curb. 

 


(The weeds are in red.)

1.  The trip was endless in the bad weather. Heavy rains fell like buckets soon after the battle that was fought along the Chickamauga; mules that were pulling the supply wagons had to struggle straight up the Sequatchie Valley through stretches of belly-deep mud and such. On the steep mountain trail, as many as 16 of the animals had to be stopped and harnessed to each wagon; a soldier bearing a whip was assigned to each mule, and lots more soldiers were put to work pushing. 

2.  Young Portsmith thinks that he knows everything about everything, little snot, and spends the majority of his awake time trying to get everybody else in the round world to think the exact same thing. I don't care what he thinks, or says, but he is not taking the lady Martina to the dance. 

3.  A man that was in a maroon-coloured flannel shirt, a shirt which had been purchased for purposes of decoration, and made principally by some Jewish women on the East Side of New York City, rounded a corner of the building and walked into the middle of the Main Street. In either of his hands, the man held a long heavy blue-black revolver.

4.  My nightly curfew was 10:30. If I came into the house later than that, Daddy would make sure to ground me for a whole month, just like he did my sister Ellie when she was fifteen years old.  And this grounding wasn't even worth a grounding. I'd only been dating for a few weeks and I was about to mess it all up forever because of a beer-drinking redneck?

5.  The beginning of your brand new day should be a natural peaceful process, and if you have any lingering doubts about that, watch the sun rise in the morning. We weren't meant to leap out of the bed and into a shower stall, scrubbing, shaving and shouting above the steamy roar of the running water. We weren't meant to be outside in our robes at five o'clock in the morning, talking on the cell phone while dragging this week's garbage to the curb. 

 


© Elizabeth Guy

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