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The First Chapter contest ended
on February 28, but the Opinions kept going out for weeks afterward. As
usual, we were privileged to read some poignant,
gut-wrenching, hilarious, gripping, ingenious and downright weird
beginnings, and we
loved every minute of it.
As judge Steve put it: I’m
inspired by the efforts of these good authors, who bravely took
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in the computer age) put pencil to paper for the first time. Two, to
continue to pursue their dream even after the first, heady rush of
creativity is supplanted by the dreary toil of writing, rewriting, and
writing again until the product is just right. And, three, to
release that product to its fate before a difficult and unpredictable
readership. Writers, I salute you, and encourage you to continue to
pursue your dream. You are all winners!
Then came the end. That part where
everything—the winner, the honorable mentions, the Opinions—is ready
to go yet unable to move.
In case you aren’t familiar with our
most popular contest, I’ll let you in on a secret—it’s cursed.
Yep, call it karma, hoodoo, bad luck or any other unseen phenomenon that
evokes a ghostly fear, it’s taken hold of the contest with a
vengeance, determined to disrupt our smooth intentions at all costs.
Death, accident, illness, natural disaster, server/PC problems—you
name it, we’ve experienced it. Every year. On the eve of announcing
the winner. A regularity that is fast becoming laughable. This time
around, my old Hewlett-Packard, the one that still contains FrontPage, went on strike and refused to work for three days. Thus,
the results could not be posted on the website in a timely manner. At the same time
judge Mandy deplaned from Orlando and discovered, after reaching baggage
claim, that her laptop had been broken. Thus, she had to re-type ALL her
Opinions, and that of course forced her far beyond the promised deadline. Coincidence? I
think not.
Still, in the midst of all this, we
didn't receive a single complaint from our outstanding entrants. Instead, we
encountered warmth, patience and understanding. For that,
we are grateful and humbled and moved to give each and every one of you
a standing ovation. << Applause, Applause >> Thank
you!
If you haven’t entered our First
Chapter contest before, you might want to try it next year. You
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who knows what will befall us at the end when you’re
waiting to see those results on the website and those Opinions in your
email box? 'Tis a mystery. But something will befall us, I assure you. Something will.
NEWSFLASH!
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FOR
YOUR RESEARCH - Beginnings
Your first chapter isn’t necessarily
meant to begin at the beginning. It’s meant to grab attention. After
reading just a page or two, browsers should be tripping over their feet
to get your book to the checkout. So where have you begun?
Here’s a fun test. Visit USA Today's Book section
and choose five to seven first chapters. Read them from beginning
to end. Even if, midway, you find you dislike the topic, the approach
and/or the characters, force yourself to read until you’ve reached the
last word. Then ask yourself, Which
ones make me want to leap to Chapter Two? Based on this one chapter
alone, would I plop down my hard-earned money for it? Why? What grabbed
me? The prose? The structure? The characters? The premise?
The ones that receive your positive
review, the ones that attract and excite your senses, are killer first
chapters. They won you over by gaining your undivided attention. Now go
back to your manuscript, find a scene that makes you feel the same way,
even if it’s tucked deep into Chapter Thirty-One, and try bringing it
up to the front. Ah! That’s
a beginning!
Now, without further
ado ... let the action begin!
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I didn't
realize I was such a sports fan, but my desk currently has 4
bobbleheads, two autographed baseballs and a replica of the
Cleveland baseball stadium. I have a globe. A video iPod. Two
staplers (I have no idea why there are two - usually with kids
in the house there would be none). There is a ship in a bottle,
a picture of a mail pouch barn, an old hard drive, and a Frank
Lloyd Wright designed glass coaster. I have a picture of my kids
in a Brighton frame and a replica of a Drive-In Theatre
featuring an oversized Lisa Simpson. Also a plastic replica of
the Eiffel Tower that I picked up in Paris and a hand-carved red
cypress box from the Atchafalaya swamp near New Orleans. The
requisite pile of receipts from my last publicity trip are
cluttering the middle of the desk along with some Canadian
2-dollar coins that I will have to try to spend on my next trip
to Toronto.
I write books
about Microsoft Excel. As such, it is fairly embarrassing to say
that when I write, I write the books longhand in a spiral
notebook using a cheap Bic Roundstic pen. If I try to write on
the computer, there are too many distractions - e-mails, web
browsing, and nothing gets done. I have to turn off the main
computer and write in a spiral notebook. The spiral notebook is
great on airplanes as well. I am free to write gate-to-gate even after the airplane descends below 10,000
feet! When
the airplane arrives at the gate and everyone jumps up, I can
keep writing until the queue actually starts moving towards the
door. So - I have a yellow spiral notebook with three chapters
of the new book on my desk. When a book project stalls, I really
need to get on a long airplane trip to get the book started
again.
Still, my desk
is not devoid of technology. I have a second computer that I
utilize for shooting screenshots about the new Excel. I also
have a 3rd computer which is usually tuned to the Pandora.com
radio service, streaming a customized radio station just suited
to my writing mood. That computer also has Microsoft OneNote
installed - a great notetaking tool where the table of contents
for the book gets designed. It also is usually logged into the
BaseCamp collaboration service - a place where I can swap
ideas and to-do's with my co-authors.
Bill
Jelen is the host of MrExcel.com, the author of ten books
about Microsoft Excel and a regular guest on TV's Call for Help
with Leo Laporte. He has seen the amazing new version of
Microsoft Office 12 and will be writing 1600 pages this year to
help those who choose to upgrade to find their way around this
ubiquitous software. His last book, Learn Excel from MrExcel,
is available for purchase in print, and e-book editions, but
also for free as a daily video Podcast or as a free chapter
a week delivered by e-mail. To date, over 2.2 million chapters
have been downloaded. To hone your Excel skills for free, sign
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In October 1796, a twenty-year-old lady sat
down to write a novel. She spent almost a year on the project, tweaking
the characters, the dialogue and the theme while thoughts of publication danced in her head.
When she finished First Impressions,
her proud father, who had some pretty impressive connections, set out to
find a publisher. He knocked on many doors, approached many friends and acquaintances,
but no one showed the least bit interest in his daughter's book. Some didn't
even bother to read more than the first page before they rejected it.
This young lady, resilient and
strong, simply set it aside and began work on another story. And another. Fourteen years passed before she finally picked up the
old manuscript again. And when she did, she had a clearer idea of what to
do. She revised and revised. She changed the title. When the newer version
went out into the world, it instantly found a publishing house.
Unfortunately no copies of the original
manuscript exist, so we have no way of knowing what she kept and what she
threw away. Odds are, however, if Jane Austen had opened First
Impressions with the same line
she used in Pride and Prejudice, a lot
more publishers would've read it.
~ She
came from an artistic family. Her father was the actor-manager
Sir Gerald du Maurier, her grandfather was the caricaturist
George du Maurier.
~ Along
with her two sisters, Du
Maurier attended schools in London, Meudon, France and Paris. At
an early age, she developed a love for reading and devoured
books.
~ Her
uncle, a magazine editor, published one of her stories when she
was a teenager.
~ Her
first book, The Loving
Spirit, appeared in 1931. It was followed by
Jamaica Inn, a historical tale of smugglers.
~
Alfred Hitchcock turned
two of her novels, Jamaica
Inn and Rebecca,
into films. Later on, he also brought her short story The
Birds to the screen.
~ In
1932 du Maurier married Lieutenant Colonel Frederick Arthur
Montague Browning II. They had one son and two daughters.
~ Like
Rebecca, many of
her novels and short stories were set in Cornwall, England's
westernmost county, whose weather and past inspired her.
"Here was the freedom I desired, long sought-for, not yet
known," she wrote. "Freedom to write, to walk, to
wander, freedom to climb hills, to pull a boat, to be
alone."
~ Rebecca's
opening line is among the most memorable in twentieth-century
literature: "Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley
again."
~ Besides
popular novels, du Maurier also published short stories, plays
and biographies, including Branwell Brontë's--the brother of
sisters Anne, Charlotte and Emily.
~ In
1969 du Maurier, one of the twentieth-century's most
accomplished exponents of Gothic fiction, was made Dame of the
British Empire.
~ When she
died at the age of 82, Dame Daphne's body was cremated and her ashes
were scattered near her home.
~ In 1997,
folks in Fowey created a festival of arts and literature named
after Du Maurier. Thousands visit each year.
Now and then,
we like to analyze the hundreds of manuscripts we've read and pick out certain trends that, if left unchecked, could
bog down a perfectly buoyant project.
Here are a few overused phrases we've
come across lately. They aren't particularly wrong, but they are
pervasive. And that which is pervasive cannot possibly be unique. So if
any of these seem familiar to you, start over. Search your creative mind
and find a fresh way to say ...
EXAMPLES:
cavernous
room
red,
glowing/flaming/beaming eyes
canopy
of trees
running
a hand through his/her hair
he/she/it was beautiful
fit,
slender figure
he/she rolled his/her eyes
hair/curls
framing a face
walking in a fog
thinking outside the
box
in and of itself
two cents' worth
little did he/she know
...
CLEANED UP: You decide!
Uncertain
of a piece of your writing?
Send it to us
and we'll clean it up in a future
issue.
"Oh, it has to be
craft for me. If it were art, I think it'd be a lot easier. Wouldn't
it?" - Edward Caldwell
"I
think you need another category. For me, writing is a necessity that
periodically harasses me with no mercy until I type away. After I
have blurted out what I must, then I can go on with the daily things I
must do to pay my mortgage ... until the next attack!" - Nancy
Myer
"My writing is
art when it springs out of the gate and craft from the home stretch to
the finish line. I write the story in white heat, then carve away the
florid, the weak, and the ridiculous, hoping to leave only the
sublime. So far, so good!" - Jan Weeks
"Definitely a craft. Just as with a tapestry, I often have to unpick parts and do them again. I'll change the color of things when they don't seem to match and I try to keep to the outline of the picture I
began. That way, when I reach the end, everyone can understand what I have been making.
Oh, and they both take hours of work and dedication!" - Elizabeth Thompson
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A
PATIENT AFFAIR by Emily Stansell
He
bought a diamond ring he could not afford and dropped to his knee
one moonlit night to invite Emma Hayward to join him on the
lifetime ride of matrimony.
Looking at her,
Ethan could not quite comprehend the good fortune that had come his
way. He did not deserve to be there, to hold the position he held. A
handsome man, he was not. A wealthy man, he was not. A genuine
worshipper of Emma, he was. And, in the end, he truly believed that
was the very thing that lifted him above all other suitors. She saw
his heart, and became positively wedded to it. For it was he who sat
beside her, he who escorted her to social gatherings, he who held
her lovely hands.
As if those things
weren't enough to fill any man's heart with pride, Dr. Hayward let
it be known that when Ethan succeeded in passing the bar, he would
approve the honorable intentions toward his daughter. So Ethan
fiercely studied the exam, when he wasn't doting on his beloved
Emma, and passed it on the first attempt. He bought a diamond ring
he could not afford and dropped to his knee one moonlit night to
invite Emma Hayward to join him on the lifetime ride of matrimony.
Her immediate
answer had been a positive one. Her belated answer had been a
negative one. Two months after that, her answer became a teary
"I do not know." The poor child had such a time deciding,
and Ethan understood her hesitancy stemmed from the possible loss of
her current privileged and indulgent life. Could he provide her with
what she had grown accustomed? He vowed, over and over, to do his
best.
His patience rewarded
him. Thursday past, as he entered the house on the hill, she
bestowed a kiss and a firmly committed yes.
Criticism is almost as appealing as a
bowl of sand. Yet, there are times when we writers must take it, even need
it, in order to become better at what we do.
Take the quiz below to find
out if you are indeed ready for constructive criticism.
1. A reader doesn't like your lead character at all. What do you do?
a)
Punch a wall.
b) "What
does she know? This character is
intellectually above her! I'm not changing a thing!"
c)
Take a deep breath. Ponder adding a small lovable
trait to your character.
2. A
reader suggests you delete a piece of
your narrative, the very narrative you've loved since the day you first
wrote it. What do you do?
a)
Kick a cat.
b) "What
an idiot! This paragraph is sheer poetry!"
c)
Take a deep breath. Ponder revising the paragraph.
3. A
reader is confused by an action your character
takes, calling it "uncharacteristic." What do you do?
a)
Hurl dishes.
b) "Give
me a break! I fully explained this in
Chapter Two! Anybody with half a brain can see this is the most logical
response this character can make! Is it my problem he can't pay
attention?"
c)
Take a deep breath. Ponder repeating a
few trigger words from
Chapter Two.
4. A
reader confesses he found your Chapter Seven terribly slow. What do you do?
a)
Spit on the floor.
b) "Slow? Maybe it's
slow to him because
he spends all his time in front of the TV waiting for something to
explode! Of course my in-depth character study is going to bore him!"
c)
Take a deep breath. Ponder the pace of Chapter
Seven.
5. A
reader is unmoved by your emotional ending.
What do you do?
a)
Whack a tree.
b) "Where is this moron's email address? I
am so going to give her a piece of my mind!"
c)
Take a deep breath. Ponder the reasons you chose
that particular ending.
If you answered C
to all five questions, you are ready for feedback. If you didn't, you
aren't.
Yet.
Of course breathing and
pondering aren't the easiest things to do when your work is under
scrutiny, but they are definitely
worthwhile. An important lesson sits on the other side of that silence. A
lesson that should be framed on the wall of every writer in the world: You
can't blame the reader!
The responsibility falls upon you, the
writer, to communicate in a way that those who read your words hear what
you want them to hear, feel what you want them to feel, see what you want
them to see.
So don't get mad, get busy! Before you
know it, you'll be begging for feedback. And when you do, when you reach
that point where you can separate yourself from your work and listen to
constructive criticism without taking offense, you'll know you are on the
road to becoming a mature, professional writer. And isn't that what we all
want to be?
If you
really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably
want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood
was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they
had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't
feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.