
Oh, hello there.
I am Professor Write-A-Lot
and I now possess this corner of The VERB because I know everything
about writing.
See, I have a stick. Only those who know everything about writing are allowed a stick.
Do come in. Please
ignore the scattered manuscripts, step over the stacked books and avoid
the dog's bone. You have a question, do you? Very well. Ask away,
and I shall share my brilliance!
Dear
Professor Write-A-Lot,
Where would I find a list of publishers that are interested in short
stories? How long should these stories be?
The best place to begin your quest is
Duotrope, a database of over 2000
markets. You may scour by genre, length, pay . . . whatever your
creative mind desires. Scrutinize attractive markets to ensure they indeed publish that which you write. Of course
this endeavor will steal precious time from your work, but it will save
you much heartache in the end.
Word length is a slippery slope that has
been known to break the legs of more than one imagination. My advice to
you is to construct your story, sans all thought of word count, to its
logical conclusion. Edit until you've turned a whiter shade of pale. Then note
your final word count, go forth and seek those who publish stories of
such length.
If, however, you aspire to
appear in particular periodicals, turn this approach around. Seek
publishers first, note the word count they request, go forth and
construct stories that fit within their guidelines.
Entirely up to you, great
storyteller. There
is also the matter of writing contests, most of which fancy
the short story. Winning lifts the spirit, yes, but submitting
builds character.
Herewith, contest listings
for your perusal:
ReadingWriters Contest Cafe
Online
Contest Index
Writing
Corner
Dear
Professor Write-A-Lot,
How many pages should be in a chapter?
No set number. Focus on the point
of the chapter and bring it to fruition. At times, this may require
three pages; at other times, this
may require thirty-three. It is worthwhile to note that today's busy
readers prefer frequent breaks. Seek to accommodate.
Dear
Professor Write-A-Lot,
When my writing group points
out my POV leaps, I see them. But when I'm at home alone, writing, I
don't. Is there some rule to doing this properly? I don't think I'm ever
going to figure it out.
There, there. Don't become
discombobulated. All beginning writers struggle with POV leaps. And now
that you've inquired, I am obliged to pass along the storyteller's
secret equation: First Draft = First Person. The use of "I" forces one
into the shoes of the character. Suddenly the act of expressing others'
thoughts or seeing things beyond one's vision becomes an impossibility.
As it is in the real world. Of course in a later draft, one might revert
to Third Person, but the steady perspective remains. Try it.
Dear
Professor Write-A-Lot,
If it isn't good to introduce the
character's history in the first chapter, when should you do it?
How about never? Background is not a
requisite
in the world of storytelling. With a pinch of finesse, one might show
the effects of a past without ever traveling back to it. Know thy
character.
Dear
Professor Write-A-Lot,
I still get confused
with periods and commas at the end of dialogue. How can I keep them
straight?
The confusion stems from the misconception that a complete sentence
consistently resides within the quotation marks. This is correct only if
one works without attributions: "Tammy is late for the show."
If, however, one includes an attribution, it merges with the sentence
and extends it beyond the quotation marks:
"Tammy is late for the show," said Marie. The period, symbol of a full stop,
appears only at the end of a sentence. To place it anywhere else
would be similar to slamming on one's brakes in the midst of a car race.
Dear
Professor Write-A-Lot,
I like to write
my stories in short sentences. Anything wrong with that?
In general, no. It's the preferred style
of many, from Hemingway to Elmore Leonard. But one must be mindful of
the overall rhythm. An abundance of staccato notes might
induce a
pounding headache. Read your work aloud.
Ask
Professor Write-A-Lot!
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